I don’t want to say a lot, but I want to say something about the only other creature I ever liked: Rizzo.
I arrived at my home and it was full of scary humans everywhere and I thought I found a friend in Milo. But then I met Rizzo so I kicked Milo to the curb. And from that day on we were inseparable. He licked me when I was dirty, he let me eat the lion’s share of his expensive diet food, he didn’t get annoyed when I followed him 24/7 crying and bumping into him and flaunting myself around shamelessly.
I’ll still cry around the house and flaunt myself shamelessly, but know it’s all for you old friend.