Hey everyone! So yeah, I've been gone for a while, but here I am! Heyyy. By the way, the acai berry diet didn't work out.
Oh my gosh, everyone, Transformers is back! And more importantly, Josh Duhamel is back! Vhere have you been, Joshy?? You're looking extra super manly in this film, vhat with your military scrubs and vhat have you.
The only bad thing is that Shia LeBouf continues to be in the movie. Yuck! Who asked him to come back?? Who, really?? Whenever that scrawny little whiny boy stands next to Josh Duhamel, it’s like looking at the prince and the pouper! That’s exactly what it’s like, you guys.
But, even though Josh Duhamel is obviously great and sneaky and everything, there’s a new superstar in town….and it’s this guy!
I’m not going to look up his name or anything, but he’s great. Not only does he talk like me and have all the best lines in the movie, this is his first major role! Can you believe it?? He used to be in a few pooh-pooh dramas like Firefly and that yucky cowboy movie with those awful men who yell all the time, but now he is really having his moment on the sun! Great job, Mr. Blond man. Have a skinny non-fat latte, on me!
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