Transformers: Dark side of the awesome!!

Hey everyone! So yeah, I've been gone for a while, but here I am! Heyyy. By the way, the acai berry diet didn't work out.

Oh my gosh, everyone, Transformers is back! And more importantly, Josh Duhamel is back! Vhere have you been, Joshy?? You're looking extra super manly in this film, vhat with your military scrubs and vhat have you.

The only bad thing is that Shia LeBouf continues to be in the movie. Yuck! Who asked him to come back?? Who, really?? Whenever that scrawny little whiny boy stands next to Josh Duhamel, it’s like looking at the prince and the pouper! That’s exactly what it’s like, you guys.

But, even though Josh Duhamel is obviously great and sneaky and everything, there’s a new superstar in town….and it’s this guy!

I’m not going to look up his name or anything, but he’s great. Not only does he talk like me and have all the best lines in the movie, this is his first major role! Can you believe it?? He used to be in a few pooh-pooh dramas like Firefly and that yucky cowboy movie with those awful men who yell all the time, but now he is really having his moment on the sun! Great job, Mr. Blond man. Have a skinny non-fat latte, on me!

Chick flicks, or as I call them "Man Movies!"

Ohmygosh you guys I hope you all are already knowing what this post is going to be about--




NOT Valentine's Day! What a ripoff! Who ARE all these poo poo never heard of stars!? Except the lovely Julia Roberts who I hear is only being in the movie for SIX MINUTES!? Stand proud with me, everyone! Boycot Valentine's day. Plus hello? Is anyone home? That was two weeks ago! Why release a movie about a holiday that's over? Dumb. Just stupid. Stupid and dumb. Anyway, let's talk about a real movie now, one staring someone actually famous like Josh Duhaval!



Look how sneaky and evil he looks! Ohmygosh and you just see us staring evilly into each others eyes? In a masculine kind of way? While we talk about wrestling and meats? EW Not like that people-- come on!! Anywho, this movie was great! So fresh! So now! Not enough of Europe was represented, I feel but hey! I'm sure all the critiques already tore that Kristen Bell apart! Yeah, the parts with her were the biggest downfall by far. And what a suprise Danny DeVito was in this insta-classic! I don't know how he didn't make it onto the movie posters, but I really would have appreciated a heads up? Hm? Anyways everyone go and support Josh! I would try to be a better fan if I weren't so scared of that Fergie. She's most definitely Eastern European if you know what I mean. Can I get a high five brothers???